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2007-12-03T01:22:00.001-08:00

Three nuns

2007-10-25T06:41:00.003-07:00

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.

He says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.... "No sister, this says 'Sahara Pipeline' was laid by 1,900 men in 6 months.

Christmas Party

2007-10-25T06:37:00.000-07:00

John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs,where his wife put some coffee in front of him।

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn
"You made a complete ass of yourself। You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an idiot," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did", came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

Joke Police 1

2007-10-25T06:30:00.003-07:00

The Funniest Joke In The World

2007-10-25T06:30:00.001-07:00

Funny Cartoon (Gopher Broke)

2007-10-18T06:01:00.001-07:00

Funny Video

2007-10-18T05:59:00.001-07:00

extreme funny

2007-10-07T00:18:00.005-07:00

YAY! Funny Animal Videos!

2007-10-07T00:18:00.003-07:00

Funny Video

2007-10-07T00:18:00.001-07:00

Indecent Proposal

2007-10-06T23:55:00.000-07:00

A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "Excuse me, would you have sex with a man you didn't know for one million dollars?"

She thinks about the proposition for a minute, and thenreplies,"Yes, I would sleep with a man I don't know for a million dollars।"

The man then asks,"Would you sleep with me for fifty cents?"

Insulted, the woman replies, "Of course not!! How could you ask me such a thing?"
The man states, "Well, we've already established the fact that you're a whore. Now I'm just haggling over the price."

Pay attention

2007-10-06T23:54:00.000-07:00

"Are You Paying Attention?" A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting।

"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy। The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it.

He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them.
After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit।

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense ofobservation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."

Anniversary

2007-10-06T23:51:00.000-07:00

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed। You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked।

However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874।25 in cash.

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry। For all these years I kept my promise and never looked in the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in.

But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess that after all these years you deserve to know the truth। Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the number of years we've been together।"

They hugged and made their peace।

A little while later, Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

Yo Mamma Joke Video

2007-10-06T23:35:00.001-07:00

Demetri Martin Some Jokes

2007-10-06T01:23:00.001-07:00

funny videos

2007-10-06T01:19:00.001-07:00

Funny Video

2007-10-06T01:03:00.001-07:00

Blonde Job Interview

2007-10-06T00:49:00.000-07:00

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

Officer: What?s 2+2?

Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!

Officer: What?s the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummmm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I?m already working on a murder case!"

by headlaugher